Vaginas
unimportant:

best-bitch-doin-it:

Photoshop In life.
reblog then click the photo
I’m sorry but this is just cool.
what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!
Oh my god.
what
I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUSS WAS ABOUT D:

unimportant:

best-bitch-doin-it:

Photoshop In life.

reblog then click the photo

I’m sorry but this is just cool.

what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!

Oh my god.

what

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUSS WAS ABOUT D:

mother: do you think you're going to have a date for prom?
me: no, i'd rather go with my laptop then half the people in my school
If girls had a penis for a day:

fatefellasleep:

a-guy-on:


No I’ll be more like :

omfg that’d so be me

lmfao. HAD to reblog this.

ORRR

LOLOL

but …… we can’t …..

LOL OMG I HAD TO REBLOG AHAHAH

mcrshavedmywife:

thebouncingsouls:

pizzaforpresident:

shavingryansprivates:

the last one omfg

THE LAST ONE MADE ICE CREAM COME OUT MY NSOE

I AM THE OLD MAN AT THE END

WE ARE THE SAME PERSON OMG

ITs aLWAYS RAINING IN MY MIND

vaayjayjay:

My mum just threatened to pull out her tooth and put it in my mouth whilst i was sleeping.

what.

all because i was moving a metal cap around in my mouth.

if she even dares

I will go find a tampon and dip it in red food colouring and put it in her mouth.

So me and my mum were arguing about her smoking
Me: why do you keep smoking omg its not good for you.
mum: IT IS GOOD FOR ME ITS NATURAL.
Me: ...
mum: ...
Me: ...
mum: ...
Me: Bears are natural.
Me: Bears kill people.